With a new baby, breast feeding and as we get closer to 3 years old , the things that come out of that cute little mouth are hilarious!
Shopping at Target
E: Mommy why are you buying so much?
Me: Because we need some things.
Ela: Well make sure you save your money for Ela
Just hanging out in the living room
Me: Please stop standing on the chair
Ela: IGNORES ME.
Me: Ela if we cant behave on the chair I am going to throw it in the trash.
Ela: I don't think it will fit mommy.
Doctor Visit
Doctor: How have you been Elizabeth?
Ela: Good,I just pooped. My mom wiped me.
Ela pooped at the park in her underpants.
Tomasz: Ela why did you go poop in your panties?
Ela: Tata, why didn't you bring my potty.(Portable potty)
Leaving for work
Me: Are you going to miss me?
Ela: No, are you going to cry now.
Going to the bathroom
Ela: Mommy, I am a girl I don't have a tale, that means that I don't go pee pee out of my belly button.
Trying to get Ela to go to bed.
Me: Ela please go to sleep. <Her eyes are closed>
Ela: I am sleeping Mommy cant your see my eyes are closed.
Just chit chatting
Me: Ela who is your best friend.
Ela: Mackensie, Ask me who I love?
Me: Who do you love?
Ela: Mackensie too
Looking at herself in the mirror in her Halloween costume
Ela: Can you believe how beautiful I look?
Asking about Baby Julia
Me: When Baby Julia comes out you are going to stay with your Uncle while Mommy goes to the hospital
Ela: Are you sick?
Me: No, I will go to the hospital and Baby Julia will come home with me.
Ela: How is baby Julia going to come out?
Me: The doctor will take her out
Ela: How?
Me: I will tell you later
Ela: Ok, Do you know when?
After Julia is born
Ela: Mommy now you can pick me up because Julia came out
Me: Yes Ela in a few days
Ela: How come your belly is still big if Julia came out?
Meeting Baby Julia at the hospital
Ela to the Nurse: Do you know Baby Julia is going to eat from Mommy's boobies?
Finding Ela in the corner with her baby doll
Me: Ela what are you doing
Ela: I am feeding her Mommy
Me: Oh like I feed Julia?
Ela: Yes Mommy she bites my boobs to eat milk like Julia does.
Seeing Baby Julia getting her diaper changed
Ela: Ewww... Mommy whats that she has poop on her belly button(umbilical cord)
Julia crying
Ela: Mommy make her stop she scares me when she gets red. She looks like a monster.
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